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Thursday, November 6, 2008

FW: Obama's race bating interview



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Guess who's not accepting that Barack is president.... Weekly column Vol. Edition 1

A young man with the username Corey writes: "I'd still like to know more about Obama's church. Rev. Jeremiah Wright supposedly preaches "Black Theology", which is very racist. Black Theology keeps us living in the past instead of looking to the future. In my opinion, Jeremiah Wright should be shot for committing treason. Damn Jeremiah Wright, not America. All of the sudden, Obama denounces his own church that he attended for 20 years. Wake up Black America, he only showing us the side he wants us to see, not his true side. He's a baby killer, socialist, communist & racist." Then Corey says, "Click on this link to listen to a smart young man."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjo85WhbYqM

 



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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

FW: ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I'VE EVER HEARD!

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From: rebirth321@hotmail.com
To: rebirth321@hotmail.com
Subject: ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I'VE EVER HEARD!
Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:26:49 -0400

This is a very touching story.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first
day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she
looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same.
However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in
his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.

Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that
he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were
messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be
unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take
delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and
then putting a big 'F' at the top of his papers.

At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to
review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last.
However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.

Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is a bright child with
a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners... he is a
joy to be around..'

His second grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is an excellent student,
well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has
a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle.'

His third grade teacher wrote, 'His mother's death has been hard
on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn't show much
interest, and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren't
taken.'

Teddy's fourth grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is withdrawn and
doesn't show much interest in school. He doesn't have many friends and
he sometimes sleeps in class.'

By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she was ashamed
of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas
presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for
Teddy's. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper that
he got from a grocery bag. Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the
middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when
she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a
bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume. But she stifled the
children's laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was,
putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her wrist. Teddy
Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, 'Mrs.
Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to.'

After the children left, she cried for at least an hour. On that
very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead,
she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to
Teddy. As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more
she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year,
Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite
her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one
of her 'teacher's pets..'

A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy,
telling her that she was the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.

Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He
then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she
was still the best teacher he ever had in life.

Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while
things had been tough at times, he'd stayed in school, had stuck with
it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honours. He
assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favourite teacher
he had ever had in his whole life.

Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This
time he explained that after he got his bachelor's degree, he decided to
go a little further. The letter explained that she was still the best
and favourite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little
longer.... The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.

The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another
letter that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be
married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and
he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in
the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom. Of
course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the
one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was
wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their
last Christmas together.

They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs.
Thompson's ear, 'Thank you Mrs. Thompson for believing in me. Thank you
so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a
difference.'

Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back. She said,
Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I
could make a difference. I didn't know how to teach until I met you.'

(For you that don't know, Teddy Stoddard is the Doctor at Iowa
Methodist in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.)

Warm someone's heart today. . . pass this along. I love this
story so very much, I cry every time I read it. Just try to make a
difference in someone's life today? tomorrow? just 'do it'.

Random acts of kindness, I think they call it!
'Believe in Angels, then return the favor'






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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Fw: All Sistas Must Watch This




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Sent: Thursday, November 1, 2007 9:54:43 AM
Subject: FW: All Sistas Must Watch This



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Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 06:37:27 -0700
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Subject: Fwd: All Sistas Must Watch This
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First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly. (Matthew 7:5)

What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but loses
his soul?
What can man give in exchange of his soul? (Matthew 16:26).

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Subject: Fwd: All Sistas Must Watch This
Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:52:11 -0400
From: tanishawms@aol.com




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Don't know if this is a movie, but I will be on the look out for this one.


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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

FW: Black Man in an Elevator



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Thalia C. Sanders

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Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:01:10 -0700
From: augustinar@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Black Man in an Elevator
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2 true & 2 funny. 
"Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today"-Malcolm X 


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>>> Edward D Rogers 9/30/2008 2:02:10 PM >>>
This video is thought provocative.
 
A little profanity so please be mindful of others.


>>> Edward D Rogers 9/30/2008 2:02:10 PM >>>
This video is thought provocative.
 
A little profanity so please be mindful of others.